Collin and his imaginary friend

Collin has this imaginary friend. Every time Collin does something he blames it an Jeremy his imaginary friend. It gets so stupid sometimes, I just want to put a sock in his mouth and duck tape it up it's that stupid. Now he is doing this thing that he saying taco and nacho it's really stupid I just want him to shut up most of the time. It's really hard to be around him because all he does is say nacho and taco. He gets really ingoing when he says that stupid stuff he really needs to stop it's getting out of hand he needs to stop if he doesn't I will shove a hole cheesecake in his mouth and take a hole role of tape and rap it around his head ok. Thats not even all of it next I will take a chain wrap it around his mouth were he has to get threw the chain before he can get to the tape. Next I will wrap his hands around a tree tie his hands and his feet to the tree so he has to get threw the rope before he gets to his mouth and thats what I will do to my brother if he says that one more time. If he says Jeramey one more time I will take a long chain and take him out to the woods and tie him up to a tree and leave him there and the only person he can talk to is Jeramey and the animals around him and when he is there I will be there cracking up while I wait at the house and see if he gets home or not. When I go back I think he won't be saying those things again. If he does he will get it ten times as worst then before. That won't that pleasant for him but I will be cracking up while I wait at home

Joshua

Dang my little brother is so mean he beats me up so much. He is only two years old, he always hits me with a gun or something hard when you pick him up he will hit you acting like he is beating you up and killing you. Most of the time he finds a play gun out of his toy box and goes around thinking he is shooting everybody it's mostly funny. He is like the best brother to have it's just funny to be around him. Sometimes he will beat up people for you if you tell him to. Like my friend, Zack he came up and I told my little brother to beat him up, so he did it so funny to watch. My little brother will sometimes get up and come after you and just hit you over and over again if you make him mad alot.

Collin trying to be cool

Collin is trying to be cool all the time. He is just weird, it's like a worm trying to be a butterfly. It's crazy I tell you, it's like being in a house with crazy people it's weird. He's always on the bus trying to be the boss of every body, thats not the worst he comes on the bus with a list of phone numbers. He calls it the chick list but he only had twenty thats not that much believe me it's weird ok.

Whats up with Collin's action figures

There Collin goes again with his action figures. They're every where, it's like they haunt me . Like one day I woke up and there was a weird face looking at me. It was that King Julian thing off of Madagascar. It was terrifying, I just started to freak out. I know what you're thinking, you're just a little baby, but it was scary.

Colllin

Collin, the name means death. When you here that name, run and scream like a little girl. For example, when he comes the stench that he has will stick to you like a skunk spraying it's liquid stuff. He will blow you up with the powerful blast of doom.